May202013

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

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(via theyellowbrickroad)

11PM
squiderpy:

I forgot my name was “bitch I might be” on Skype and called a friend

squiderpy:

I forgot my name was “bitch I might be” on Skype and called a friend

(via theyellowbrickroad)

6PM

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

my friend is CONVINCED he is the one who brought on post limit. a few years ago  he was reblogging a single picture as fast as he could as many times as he could and then the server crashed and ever since then people started hitting a post limit

its his fault we go through this

if you where wondering this is the image image

bUT IDK MAN I THINK THERE IS PLENTY OF FUCKIN REASON TO BE UPSET

(via gracie-lue-freebush)

6PM

bemusedlybespectacled:

ramoorebooks:

opinionatedlez:

Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities. 

And Kristen Stewart.

No, you know what? Fuck you.

Let me tell you about Kristen Stewart.

Let’s talk about how she’s the centerpiece of one of the most inexplicably popular misogynistic pieces of film shit and somehow gets blamed for it sucking, despite the fact that, hey, the books were actually worse. For those who were lucky enough to escape reading the actual books, her apparent lack of emotion is 100% accurate to Bella’s character, because Bella is in fact not a character but a blank white wall for fourteen-year-old girls to project themselves onto. Robert Pattinson is not the only one in the cast who hates Twilight, thank you.

Let’s talk about how she got crucified in the media for having an affair with a married man, when that man was her director. And let’s remember that she was called all manner of things for “ruining her relationship with RPattz” when she wasn’t even engaged to the dude, let alone married with kids. But oh no, she gets called a slut because she’s Kristen Stewart, she gets her career fucked because she’s Kristen Stewart, and the dude gets off scott free.

Let’s talk about how she is incredibly shy and anxious (rather, incidentally, like Chris Evans) but does film anyway, because she’s just that awesome.

Fuck your noise. She’s not the best actor in the world but she sure as hell doesn’t deserve that kind of shit.

(via gracie-lue-freebush)

5PM

turtle-perry1:

fuckfuentes:

tony-the-turtle:

tony-the-turtle:

SOMEONE IS BLASTING MEXICAN MUSIC OUTSIDE AND IM ABOUT TO BURN DOWN THEIR HOUSE BC IM WATCHING SUPERNATURAL AND I MUST NOT BE DISTURBED 

nOW THEY’RE PLAYING FUKCING DEATHCORE OR SOMETHING WHAT THE FUCK

are you neighbors with pierce the veil

Probably.

(via c0rrupting)

4PM
thetheatreandthetardis:

Of course it was him.

thetheatreandthetardis:

Of course it was him.

(via iwillmissthetrainridein)

4PM

(Source: togifs, via fuckyeahlaughters)

4PM

methlabrador:

i just saw a sign on the side of the road that said “free watermelon” & i imagined a watermelon clutching the bars of its cell

(via alwaysinquisitive)

4PM

I find my self never wanting anyone to know how I am feeling, but at the exact same time its all I want them to know. To know I feel like dying half the time or I feel like i’m so hollow inside I could break.

(Source: fatal-passion, via i-cut-but-not-deep-enough)

3PM
mylittlepony4u:

Our school had a competition to design a poster which promoted non-swearing, we still have no idea who did this.

mylittlepony4u:

Our school had a competition to design a poster which promoted non-swearing, we still have no idea who did this.

(via sexybritishllama)

3PM
“I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to suck, but according to statistics, there will be over 5,000 weddings, 10,000 childbirths, and 42 million hugs occurring today throughout the United States. Also today, there will be at least 4 people that will win the multimillion dollar lotteries, 600 people will get promotions at work, and 3,000 people will lose their virginity. There will also be 600 dogs adopted, 35,000 balloons sold, and 800,000 skittles eaten. Plus, the words “I love you” will be said over 9 million times. So again, I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to suck, but just smile, because according to statistics, it should actually be a really nice day.” (via petitedino)

(via theperksofbeinganisha)

3PM

theselener:

theselener:

theselener:

what’s the richest kind of air

billionaire

i lost 2 followers from this in like 6 seconds

(via the-best-text-posts)

3PM

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(via naturallybeingme)

3PM

(Source: ta-ble, via fuckyeahlaughters)

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