August272014

vinegod:

What High school looks like in commercials by Childish Brandino

(via dencomic)

9AM

andyfuck:

FUCK LOGIC!

(via ruinedchildhood)

1AM

tinfoilrobot:

It’s strange to think that the same show that aired the first interracial kiss on American TV

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was also responsible for dressing a terrier up in a furry suit and calling it an alien

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(via ifonlytherewassomeoneouttherewho)

August262014

hohohobutmadefashion:

when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and you’re like

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(Source: hoebutmadefashion, via mikemctaco)

10PM
10PM

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

(via textpost-vault)

9PM

(Source: just--numb, via mrs-selfhate)

August252014
10PM

svveden:

sexxxwolfy:

svveden:

i’m 18 i can go to strip clubs and buy cigarettes and buy m rated games without my mom hell yeah

You used to go to strip clubs with your mom?

yea

(via thedailylaughs)

10PM

fronttbutts:

Butt dial and booty call are basically the same words but they mean very different things.

(via textpost-vault)

12PM

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(Source: acebethchilds, via niallogical)

2AM

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

(via robert-downey-jesus)

August242014

sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

(via ruinedchildhood)

10PM

(Source: bananaslug, via whatthe-lump)

10PM

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

(via timeyhumany)

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