July312014

squidsteve:

so im just sitting there and all of the sudden my dad starts yelling “MERCH MERCH MERCH” and then he looks at me and says


“it’s a merchant

the dad jokes have struck again

12AM
digg:

This excellent dad joke was hidden in the credits of Pulp Fiction

digg:

This excellent dad joke was hidden in the credits of Pulp Fiction

12AM

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

12AM

jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

(via hate)

12AM

ajantas:

white people are like “why don’t you live in India” and I’m just thinking why don’t you live in 12.5% Germany 25% England 25% Australia 6.25% Sweden 18.75% Russia and 12.5% Italy??????

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

12AM

pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

(via hate)

12AM
12AM
July302014

investings:

if I have to fight for your attention I probably won’t even want it anymore

(via mrs-selfhate)

July292014
kinnme:

Done!
Please do not repost…

kinnme:

Done!

Please do not repost…

(via disneyblogforthewin)

10PM

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

(via gracie-lue-freebush)

10PM

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

(via ruinedchildhood)

7PM

pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

(Source: watchthefirefliesdance, via bootyexpress)

12AM

acidicmoons:

kids with broken legs dont have to do PE but kids with social anxiety still have to do public speaking, isnt there a problem there

(via benflods)

July282014

godnibblets:

I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

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