July232014

asparagays:

today my art teacher started drawing something on the board and said “im not an artist so” but then she realized what she was saying and sat down

(via ruinedchildhood)

2AM

consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

(Source: blackfemalepresident, via hate)

2AM

toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

2AM
“If you’re ever with a girl who is too good for you, marry her.” (via ikidyoun0t)

(via disneygirldreams)

July212014
constant-continuum:

drakewinzz:

dolliecrave:

Pass this on Tumblr

This is actually pretty important

very important information

constant-continuum:

drakewinzz:

dolliecrave:

Pass this on Tumblr

This is actually pretty important

very important information

(via darwinoid)

5AM

yeahwriters:

theparadoxymoron:

queerqueerspawn:

What light. So breaks. Such east. Very sun. Wow, Juliet.

Much dead.

-Shakespeare

(via robert-downey-jesus)

5AM
5AM

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

5AM

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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(via lulz-time)

4AM

الرحيم

ibtasem:

I have done horrible things
and displeased Him.
I have wronged my soul
through all my sins.

And yet He lets me
stay in this world
giving me blessings
I don’t even deserve.

Then how can someone
not be grateful to Him,
The All-Merciful, Ar-Rahim?

(via thecompleteillustrated)

July202014
undoubtedlygay:

pizzapenis6969:

Do you ever feel like dis?


I don’t remember posting this pic of my friends and I

undoubtedlygay:

pizzapenis6969:

Do you ever feel like dis?

I don’t remember posting this pic of my friends and I

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via thedailylaughs)

3PM

k-for-kris:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

(via tumblrsloth)

4AM
drunkinyoga:

Honey, I’m on fire. I feel it everywhere. Nothing scares me anymore….

drunkinyoga:

Honey, I’m on fire. I feel it everywhere. Nothing scares me anymore….

(via the-answer-is-within-me)

4AM

buttschmidts:

buttschmidts:

buttschmidts:

Do you want to know what real procrastination is?

I can’t do algebra, so in one hour I have taught myself morse code, and I have spent the last ten minuets writing the lyrics to Pompeii fluently in morse

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../.— .- …/-. —- -/.-.. -.— .. -. —.

I am the procratination QUEEN

i did not learn morse in less than an hour for 16 notes

(Source: buttschmidts, via ruinedchildhood)

2AM

hitlersasshole:

grawly:

kootiepie:

saki-hyuuga:

gangbanglerfish:

WAIT, HOW OLD ARE JESSIE AND JAMES!????

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did some of you guys really think they were older than 18

what the FUCK

I THOUGHT THEY WERE ADULTS

(Source: , via thedailylaughs)

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